"Cash Cow" explained: picture this, a cow that has been adorned with $100 in singles and five's duct taped to his hide, being chased around the arena by 7-13 year old youngin's. Put yourself in the cow's hooves for a minute here - you wake up one morning and see nice farmer Joe walking your way. You think, hey, I'm going to get some extra hay today. Actually, Farmer Joe pulls out a wad of green cash and begins to tape it to you with this silver, sticky, and mighty itchy duct tape. Then, when the humiliation of being adorned with money is over you seek freedom, you are let out of the gate, only to find 50 humans running full kilter after you pulling on your hide. Would you not run too?!
Saturday, June 28, 2008
Strawberry Days Rodeo 2008
"Cash Cow" explained: picture this, a cow that has been adorned with $100 in singles and five's duct taped to his hide, being chased around the arena by 7-13 year old youngin's. Put yourself in the cow's hooves for a minute here - you wake up one morning and see nice farmer Joe walking your way. You think, hey, I'm going to get some extra hay today. Actually, Farmer Joe pulls out a wad of green cash and begins to tape it to you with this silver, sticky, and mighty itchy duct tape. Then, when the humiliation of being adorned with money is over you seek freedom, you are let out of the gate, only to find 50 humans running full kilter after you pulling on your hide. Would you not run too?!
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